…not the kind that sells siamese kittens either. It is a real club in Copenhagen, painted deep purple with fortified iron doors. I love how the club has a no fuss name and says exactly what it offers. It sells ladies, specific parts belonging to ladies.
Typical of my luck to be hunting for an apartment and be shown one above the Pussy Club. Just when I was cleaning up my act around here and making it a family friend site, fate conspires to make me type ‘pussy‘.
The apartment is small or as big as it gets on our meagre budget, but it is sunny and feels roomy. We saw another apartment on a posh street but it is kinda dark and cramped in comparison. The one above the brothel gives me a good, happy vibe compared to the posh one. And I am big on first vibes.
I am of course worried about living above a sex club, about weird people and umm…the noise. I suffer enough sex noises from my current neighbour. But being professionals, I guess they have sound proofed walls unlike my amateur neighbour. We got both apartments analysed and they surprisingly have equal appreciation and resale values. They also cost the same. Le sigh! The confusion! Nice place above sex club or cramped one on posh street??!
I am tempted to take the apartment above Pussy Club just for the pleasure of saying Pussy Club when giving directions and perhaps an interesting blog post or two. I’ve already imagined how to do up the apartment and dreamt about asking our guests, “Dahling, shall I offer you tea, coffee or pussy?”
Look they have a website!! www.pussy-club.dk . Link not safe for work or children. Only in Denmark does even a S&M, bondage club advertise itself primarily as a hyggelige værelser- cosy place. Yeah right! A very cosy place to be chained in leather & steel and get whipped by big and strong viking dominatrixes.
Definitely the Pussy Club! The red light district is pretty central which will mean a lot in terms of travel time and such like. (or is it a sex club outside in the ‘burbs?)
Oh and y’all can get a drink down there. Be the square couple from upstairs who don’t realise it is a brothel… THE FUN YOU COULD HAVE IN MATCHING SWEATERS AND SLACKS. Oh please do.
Its in vesterbro, central copenhagen. Must go there in matching slacks and sweaters and order earl grey.
Of course, you can rest assured that just about every male friend you have will want to visit you ever so regularly. Or on the other hand, never visit for fear of being mistakenly identified as a clubaholic. ( I am tempted to say pussyaddict but since you mentioned family friendly blah blah, I won’t. Heh)
It will be fun though. And you will be getting a lot more blog posts.
Just googled “pussy club copenhagen” thanks to you. Hope my husband doesn’t borrow my computer later, and that pops up when he uses the google bar.
Funny thing is, few years ago, when visiting CPH, I crossed the Pussy Club and laughed at it. I also wondered why people lived there, the end of the street has an ugly shelter. Moral of the story- never laugh at the Pussy Club.
And when you get short of cash you can always work a few shifts.
*hastily*
Oh, but don’t take that the wrong way, I didn’t mean….I mean…I wasn’t suggesting that….or rather…it’s entirely up to you, it’s not like there is anything WRONG with it..i mean…
LOl yeah, I can crack a mean whip!
Hmmm I’m wondering if that red neon sign would be bothering you? Do the apartment bedrooms face toward the street?
The apartment is one floor above the Pussy Club, so no flashing neon lights through the window!
Is it the club itself that’s hyggelig? Or just an apt descriptor for the anatomical wares?
Lol Corrine, I cant verify that!
I just love this latest turn in events with the Pussy Club in the picture. I say go for it. DK is already mind-numbingly dull, there is nothing that posh street is gonna do for you. Pussy Club street might just liven things up a little more!
Can’t place where the club is, actually, but go for it–you’ll be closer to me and my smelly latex customers!
The one thing that will be bad about living above the Pussy Club is the numbnuts who will assume that a woman approaching the building is one of the dancers or a working gal. Sad to say it, but just be prepared for it–it happens to women and even young school girls a lot who go anywhere near a sex or nude club, for some reason the men just decide the whole female population is for sale!
Pepper spray, maybe?
I say go for the Pussy Club. If anyone asks, just explain you did it for the blog fodder!
“fate conspires to make me type ‘pussy‘.”