Dear Jeebus, grant me the serenity of mind to accept that which cannot be changed.
Gentle folks, we are now at that crucial juncture where post marriage last names are being discussed.
My fiance’s last name ends with ‘Lund’.
‘Lund’ in Hindi is the word for a man’s dangly parts.
I cry every night at the thought of someone calling me a dick to my face.
It doesn’t help that the first part of his last name rhymes with ‘Freaky’.
When we first met, I couldn’t pronounce my fiance’s name, so I anglicised it to ‘Andy’. I would tease him and call him ‘Randy Andy’.
Mrs. Randy Andy Freaky Dick. Yep. That be me.
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My previous post was on how ‘Asian Women’ is the open sesame of blog hits. Sure enough, the hits peaked. 527 hits for a post making fun of Asian women fetishists! 58 hits were what the post on educating children drew. As the fiance suggested, I am starting a ‘ Pick me Google’ category. Today’s pick me Google words are courtesy Archaeogoddess
ASIAN!! WOMEN!!! BOOBS!!!! – (Exclamation marks my own)
Err…I have been sitting here trying to figure out what Danish name that can possibly rhymes with freaky LOL
…..would you like to be listed in my blogroll?
Well you are on my blog roll!
Im just glad Thomas is named, well..Thomas. Its not Anders or Knud, or one of those names where there is that special Danish pronounciation involved. And the surname Nordholt suits me just fine. Your fiance’s surname is hilarious though! (from the Indian perspective).
His name is Kreaky Lund?
Writer : Umm…try replacing the the F with a K maybe
It rhymes more with creaky which is even worse. Yes blogroll me please! Then I wont have to resort to cheap pick me google words.
Lots of talk about my name
- I’m buying cake to anyone who guess it
(no, not you june – thats cheating. Ok, i’ll buy u cake anyway)
Done! You’re in my blogroll now
hmm..this name contest is starting to get interesting…..
what about strawberry cheesecake? LOL
For cake: Is your name Kraig Lund?
I can uncover the mystery of why the ‘asian women’ post scored so many hits, since it’s probalby what made me read it. It was linked in a comment on Stuff White People Likes on Aug 27th (newest comment as of time of writing this).
Funnily enough (funny peculiar, not funny haha) I am danish myself =)
@ Paula: the only problem with “Thomas” is that EVERYONE is named Thomas! When talking with friends it becomes “my Thomas” “your Thomas” “ugly Thomas” “your ex-Thomas” “some guy named Thomas” etc. In the US when I was young it was Christopher and Jennifer. Every class had at least two of each. They were the most popular names for, like, 10 years. After the first 5 years people started getting creative with the name spelling to make *their* child unique, Khrisoffyr or Zjinnyfour or some such nonsense.
@ June: you managed to use Asian, women, boobs, and DICK in the same post! Rock on!!
Well, it could be worse. Your name could be Dixit.
Talking of names, I know a girl called MINI PANT ( last name is pronounced as PUNT). She is a journalist, so you can google her, I always have a giggle when I read her byline.
Well, I stand corrected. But at least I got here and you have been bookmarked. As others have commented your writing is humerous and entertaining.
All the best
Rune
yeah, totally agree…i have a consistent winner in amanda crew, and sexdrive post…weird how that works…
but, understandable..
Tak Rune!
Found your blog while bloghopping from Maid in Malaysia…
My husband had a colleague named Lund, and they had a business trip to Delhi together…husband had a wonderful time signing the poor guy through security, and the rest of the trip just got better and better….
LOL – I see your pain
Keep your own name!
M
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Archeagoddess: Yeah, I pulled a coup of sorts. I am gonna clean up my blog now. Getting weird google searches!
And wheee! I know a my bro in law Thomas also.